How to tell I’m very bored…

Since I haven’t logged on much onto FFXI lately, I’ve been rather bored with the game since I have no endgame LS and not a lot of friends left, and at the same time my decision on what to do now is still in limbo.  Therefore, to give you an idea on how bored I am with the game as of late, this is a part of the conversation I had with a friend today on Skype IM.

Friend:

“What’s up?”

Me:

“nothing as usual, just bored out of my mind”

Friend:

“go find [something to do]“

(Not the exact words….)

[Brief pause in our conversation.]

Me:

“how’re you today?”

Friend:

“lol nice evastion of that ase lol”

[Another brief pause.]

Friend:

“im good……had an interesting day”

Me:

“Did you happen to find a $5 dollar bill outside on the street in front of your house when all of a sudden the Governor’s limo pulled up next to you and his guards dragged you inside, where you were then introduced to the Governor who assigned you to a ultra, super, top secret mission to save your state and that the life of everyone living in your state depended on it as if it was the air necessary to breathe and you accepted it, was blindfolded, handcuffed on the way to a super secret location by which you were carried onto a jet where you met the FBI director and CIA director who briefed you on the mission at hand that it would mean not only saving your beloved state that you lived in since birth, but the entire United States of America and the World itself, and that the mission is of the utmost, top priority for the security and well-being of the country, and you just didn’t know what was going on because it was going so fast that you nodded your head and accepted the mission, released from the handcuffs and given only a gun and 5 cases of bullets and were dropped off in some far off location in the world and given a target whereby you proceeded to it and began your mission, in which you completed it in no time at all within five hours and were picked up by secret CIA operatives and were asked to debrief on your sucessful mission, flew back home but in Air Force One where you were congratulated by the President himself and sent home afterwards only to find a drop dead gorgeous female, naked in your bed waiting for your warm embrace in which you made love to her for hours on end and came onto Skype afterwards to say you had an interesting day.”

[Pause.]

Me:

“So that’s how it went?”

Friend:

“LOL in a sense ase…… my day kinda was like that

XD”

Me:

“LOL

awesome!”